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Q: Whats the difference between a smart Hindu and a unicorn? What did the potato say when it answered the phone ?
And sure I include seasonal christmas jokes and april fools. Did you hear about the guy who overdosed on curry powder, he went into a korma Yo mama so fat she sweats ghee and shits Gulab Jamun. One day, tamarind, curry and ice were crossing the road. My parents are so Hindu they Honor-killed my sister for getting an A- on a math test! You mama so fat when she breastfed you ghee came out When my Hindu girlfriend told me she wanted me to give her a facial, I nearly came on the spot Dear Hindus, I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian I didn't believe in reincarnation the last time, either. Is a rivalry between two Hindus still called a beef? Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Hindu wife?
A: Put a rubiks cube in her pants and wait to see if it gets finished. Short India Jokes Q: Why did the Hindu cross the road? A: Because she was protesting for the chicken, MAN! I watched the Hindu version of How I Met Your Mother... A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters Q: What do you call a chunky girl waiting for the bus? Vegetarian is derived from the hindu word for "bad hunter". I accidentally spilled coffee on a Hindu lady's dress. How do Hindu women know when a sniper laser is pointing at their heads?