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The drink was said to come in "4 great flavors": Glutamate Grape (glutamic acid), Sugar-Free Radical (free radicals), Beta Carroty (Beta-Carotene), and Sero-Tonic Water (serotonin).This hoax was probably intended as a parody of Google's then invite-only email service called Gmail.
Clicking on either of these gave an error page, which explained that it was an April Fool's joke and included links to previous April Fool's jokes.
Google reveals the technology behind its Page Rank Systems—Pigeon Rank.
Google touts the benefits of this cost-effective and efficient means of ranking pages and reassures readers that there is no animal cruelty involved in the process.
The user would then connect their end to a Google-supplied wireless router and run the Google-supplied installation media on a Windows XP or Windows Vista computer ("Mac and Linux support coming soon").
Alternatively, a user could request a professional installation, in which Google would deploy nanobots through the plumbing to complete the process.
Google Ti SP (short for Toilet Internet Service Provider) was a fictitious free broadband service supposedly released by Google.
This service would make use of a standard toilet and sewage lines to provide free Internet connectivity at a speed of 8 Mbit/s (2 Mbit/s upload) (or up to 32 Mbit/s with a paid plan).According to the company, this beverage would optimize one's use of the Google search engine by increasing the drinker's intelligence.It was claimed this boost was achieved through real-time analysis of the user's DNA and carefully tailored adjustments to neurotransmitters in the brain (a patented technology termed Auto-Drink; as the "Google Gulp FAQ" suggests, partly through MAO inhibition).The free service would be supported by "discreet DNA sequencing" of "personal bodily output" to display online ads that relate to culinary preferences and personal health.Google also referenced the diet coke-and-Mentos reaction in their FAQ: "If you're still experiencing problems, drop eight mints into the bowl and add a two-liter bottle of diet soda." They also claim that Enterprise plans will include support in the event of backup problems, brownouts and data wipes.Although ostensibly free, the company claimed the beverage could only be obtained by returning the cap of a Google Gulp bottle to a local grocery store: a causal loop.