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Corinne is not a fan of farm chores, and because she’s basically a saint she says she wouldn’t even make her nanny Raquel “shovel poopie”. She bails and complains about needing sushi while the other women make clever poop puns about her behaviour.During the evening portion of the group date, Nick and Kristina connect while Corinne complains that she’s simply misunderstood.

The next day’s group date is all ‘fun-on-the-farm’ themed and (most of) the women momentarily forget the fact that everything smells like poop when they find Nick bottle-feeding milk to baby cows. The head farmer/cow barista shows the women how to feed the cows and shovel poop.Sixpence None The Richer’s “Kiss Me” plays in the background which is amazing because I’ve been nostalgic for 1997 all day and no I didn’t even have to google the year that song came out.Later that evening, Raven regales Nick with the story of catching her most recent ex cheating on her.Corinne decides this is the time to make a little speech/pep talk to the remaining women that no one even pretends to listen to because they’re all sick of her “mean girl vibe.” Shit’s about to get – wait for it – .The women are instructed by Chris to pack their bags for a #journey.They pop into a bakery and look at ‘Nick-er-doodle’ cookies (don’t ask) and then they ‘run into’ one of Nick’s ex-girlfriends.

The ex, Amber (of course), gives some lame perspective on why Nick is still single in order to prove they are still on good terms. Most of my embarrassing moments happen while I’m wearing sweatpants at the grocery store.I have to hope that her nerves got to her because she seems super awesome.Meanwhile, a group date card arrives and the only name not called – and therefore the woman going on the next one-on-one date with Nick – is Raven. Back on their date, a concert by some bro-handsome country singer whose name I can’t be assed to google is tonight’s date ‘surprise.’ Nick and Danielle slow dance and kiss in front of a concert full of strangers. We pick up this week with Vanessa confronting Nick about his actions with Bouncy Castle Straddler™ Corinne.“It was enough to question if you’re looking for a wife,” Vanessa tells our Bachelor, of witnessing his behaviour with the mansion’s early villain during the pool party.“If someone can’t value me the way I should be valued then they’re not worth my time,” she drawls.